A New Frontier

I have so many friends that rave about colon cleansing and weight loss flushes.  They have sent me links to the ones that they have used (Some of the websites had some truly disgusting pictures as success stories).  So I have been pondering the process and decided that I should try it.  Of course, I am on a budget.  So I head to the local Kroger and check out the aisle for weight loss, and I find one that sounds promising… The 14 day Acai Berry Cleanse (weight loss flush).  How can I go wrong?  IT says I can “flush away pounds of backed-up matter clogging my digestive system”  I was right.  I don’t weigh 175 pounds, at least 5 pounds is backed-up matter in my digestive system.  Even if I don’t shed the pounds from using it, my friends have said I will feel more energetic and my bowel problems will get better.  So, I am taking the plunge.

I am sure that you saw the picture I posted.  I found it on the internet, because even if a thing like that comes out of my rear end, I will not be picking it up and taking a picture of it.  So this is all you will get.  I am a bit nervous about that snake of a thing.  I am grossed out just looking at it, and it turns my stomach to think of what it is going to be like if I have that same result.  You may be wondering why I decided to try it…I figured I should start with the freshest colon I could have (as fresh as a colon can be) before changing my diet.  If there is pounds of a poop snake in there, then I want it out, disgusting or not. Let the 14 days begin!

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